Loads to get through today, obviously And there’s no other place to start than with the Wolves game. On which I’m not alone in having a lot to say!
After that, I'll give you my thoughts on two extremely controversial talking points from the week that has just passed; namely 1) the FA Cup officiating fiasco, and 2) the Vinicius Junior racism scandal. The latter is a really serious issue, and everybody needs to be united on it.
Anyway, here we go. And, unsurprisingly, it makes for grim reading. Especially because I’m not generally the sort of supporter who veers from ‘Everything is wonderful’ to ‘Everything is shit’ and back on the back of a single positive or negative performance and result. But this decline is beginning to feel terminal, and serious questions need to be asked.
Those who have read my words over the season know that I have remained amongst the most optimistic of Arsenal fans these past few weeks; even while points have been dropped and the team has failed to take advantage of numerous opportunities to place large swathes of daylight between themselves and those chasing them.
I’ve kept the faith. I’ve believed. I’ve convinced myself that the past couple of months was a blip and nothing more - all whilst the team have gathered just 10 points out of a possible 21 in the calendar year.
But, after this latest capitulation against bottom of the table Wolves, I have to hold up my hands and join the tide of Arsenal supporters who have been watching history repeating itself becoming less of a possibility and more of a probability as each game passes.
Others have seen the writing on the wall long before me. The struggle to lay a glove on Liverpool. The sterility of the performance at Forest. Losing to Manchester United. Failing to get to grips with Brentford. Even conceding two goals at home to Kairat Almaty. And now this.
Because - and make no mistake about this - this is utter ignominy. To fail to beat what is statistically one of the worst ever Premier League teams - from two goals up! - is a sign of both physical and mental fragility. It is not the behaviour or performance of future champions. And it is a sign that even this group - possibly the deepest squad ever assembled in Premier League history - is finding itself unable to cope with the pressure. Yes - and I’m going to say a word I thought I’d never need to use - they are indeed ‘bottling’ it.
Whether you put the blame on the players, the manager and his staff, or a combination of both, a switch needs to be flicked immediately.
Not on Sunday - when suddenly even the thought of a weak and depleted Tottenham side doesn’t feel like the simple task it ought to be - but right now.
Today.
This morning.
If I can use the recent words of notorious Tottenham vodcaster Expressions Oozing… ‘To-now!’
I’m not going to go into too much detail on the game. You’ve all seen it or read enough about it. But I’ll summarise it by saying that the warning signs became more and more apparent as the game wore on. Despite taking a really early lead, the team failed to put the opposition to bed, choosing apparent ‘control’ over going for the jugular. Why they would choose to do this instead of looking to put the game out of the opponent’s sight, I cannot understand. And if anything, this played into Wolves’ hands and gave them hope, despite them creating nothing themselves. And this is a pattern that we have seen all season.
In the second half, when one would have expected Arsenal to come out on the back of a team talk and up the tempo, the opposite occurred, and it was almost against the run of play that Arsenal went two goals up. And frankly, despite the flow of the game still feeling wrong, at 2-0 that ought to have been that.
Yet the players looked tired, leaderless, rudderless as a unit. Not even Declan Rice - for all his effort - was able to drive them on. There was no discernible plan or pattern of play apart from merely hanging on to the ball for as many passes as possible to use up time. Or hoofing it up the field as far as possible. The game was flat, boring even, and from early in the second half I was getting nervous. I couldn’t wait for it to end. All this against a really poor side who are tailed off at the bottom of the table.
Players were looking unfit and/or fatigued all over the pitch. And physical frailty leads to mental errors. We saw tired players physically unable to make runs and find space when opportunity presented. We saw simple passes and simple triangles regularly go wrong. And - yes - of course the first goal was Wolves’ first shot on target - totally unsavable and yet another ‘worldie’ - but Arsenal had been giving them the hope to have a go. After all, what did a side already doomed to relegation - and fully knowing it - have to lose?
And then… and then… as time ticked on and I was glancing at the clock in the corner of the television screen literally - and I literally use that word literally! - every 5 seconds the mistake came. Raya ought to have left Gabriel to clear a cross, but got tangled up with his defender on the edge of the area and left the goal almost completely unguarded. That a raw 18 year old - in his first ever appearance for the home team - took advantage - and for the defender who had managed to get back onto the goal line to fail to clear the shot - said it all. Mental fragility and the scars of yesteryear were laid bare in those three seconds. The sounds of chickens coming home to roost went through my head. Just like you, I was deflated and livid in equal measure.
Make no mistake; this was an embarrassment. Blame the players. Blame the manager. Blame both. It doesn’t matter. But they MUST respond.
As well as finding the game a hard watch - and when they play like this there is nothing to like or enjoy about this side - I wasn’t impressed with Arteta’s response either. I didn’t like the substitutions. They didn’t help in any shape or form. Yes, Madueke never looks capable of playing a full game, but Saka is clearly not fully match fit, and should have been the first to come off. Gyokeres certainly needed to be hooked after contributing virtually nothing (11 touches in 60+ minutes!). Martinelli looked knackered. Trossard should have been on far earlier - and should have started, frankly. Why did we not see Norgaard? And why, with a fully fit MLS on the bench, did Arteta send on an obviously struggling Calafiori late on?
The television was switched off as the final whistle went, by the way… I couldn’t bear to see or hear any more.
Arsenal got exactly what they deserved from this game. And - make no mistake - this is a full-blown crisis. The final piece in any elite sportsman’s DNA is his mental strength, and this needs to be harnessed immediately. Don’t think that this performance and result won’t give even a weak and depleted Tottenham side cause for optimism. Because it will. Because anyone can see that if you put any sort of pressure on this group of players they may crack. No, they WILL crack.
Blame the players if you want to. And for individual errors you certainly can. But the manager has to shoulder more than his fair share of blame. It is he who sends them out to play in the style we have to suffer week after week - all of which is fine if you're winning, but certainly is not if you're not. A style based on his own image. A style too deeply rooted in pragmatism, and one that sucks the enjoyment out of watching football. The 'umbrella football'. The 'arc of disillusion'. Whatever you want to call it. And he has overplayed key players, so they look tired - both physically and mentally. Enough now - change direction, before it's too late!
Changes have to be made. Immediately. Firstly, a psychologist needs to be brought in. With a single brief. To change the individual and collective mindset of the group. Nor should the manager think that he is above being forced to take a good look at himself.
Secondly, I believe that the time is ripe for a change of tactics, of shape, and of personnel. Whatever Arteta has been looking for has stopped working, and he needs to free the players up to express themselves; to impose their undoubted abilities on the opposition. Start Odegaard if he is fit. Or start Eze. Put Saka back on the right, and Trossard on the left. Give Norgaard a start. And - if he’s fit enough - start Kai up top. Play in a less predictable style. Get the ball into the space in and around the 'd' of the penalty box instead of going round the outside, and back again. Rip it up and start again. Because the team needs a complete reset.
‘Control’ is not the be all and end all. Arsenal do not need 65% possession. They need decisiveness and speed of mind and body - especially in transition phases. The manager must be able to put his trust in the exceptional defensive group he has assembled to deal with turnovers.
Set them free, Mikel. Before the club set further unwanted records and go down in history for all the wrong reasons. The season can be retrieved. But - as the saying goes - the biggest sign of madness is doing the same thing again and again and expecting a different result. Yes, it’s still in our hands. But it’s slipping away. All of it.
That’s it. I’m done on Arsenal for now. I just can’t…
On to the other two matters at hand. And we'll start with the performance (or lack of) from Chris Kavanagh and his assistant last Saturday at Villa Park.
No need to go over the errors. You’ve seen them or read about them. The offside goal. The second yellow (at best) card offence by Digne. And the Frenchman’s handball offence. All of which received incorrect responses from the officials.
The ‘goal’ was clearly offside. Digne should have walked. Yet that all pales into insignificance compared to the failure to give a penalty for the handball. An offence two yards inside the area given as a free kick two yards outside it?
Kavanagh is clearly at fault. His ‘assistant’ let him down. This wasn’t even Sunday League level officiating - indeed I personally know Sunday League referees who’d be ashamed of making such decisions. But - and this is what’s laughable about it - Chris Kavanagh has just been promoted to UEFA’s Elite list!!!
For me, the reasons for the poor (or lack of) decision-making is obvious. It’s VAR. Officials don’t feel the need to make key decisions any more, because of the safety net of Stockley Park. So they defer to their colleagues in the booth. And - worse than that - they are becoming incapable of making decisions because they’ve forgotten how to! And don’t get me started on slowing down the action replays instead of showing them at full speed - which can paint an entirely different picture.
But when you see how much better VAR works in UEFA competitions, you have to be asking questions of PGMOL. We thought that Mike Riley was bad at his job, but Howard Webb turns out to be worse! The justification of poor decisions - and contradictory arguments - paints him and his organisation in a very poor light. As for his weekly televison appearances alongside Michael Owen; nothing more than PR spin.
Personally, I’d prefer to scrap the whole bloody thing. I’d rather deal with human error than the inconsistency that still comes with the technology. Grrrrr…
Now to the appalling scenes - and aftermath thereof - at the Estadio De Luz earlier this week.
Firstly, what a fabulous goal from Vinicius Junior! But secondly, even whilst he was doing it I was saying to myself ‘enough with the celebration now’. Because it was unnecessarily provocative to both the home supporters and players. However…
There is no excuse for the use of racist language on a football field. Or anywhere. Whatever Pestrianni said - and he can deny all he likes - was designed to hurt VJ. White man to black man. Argentinian to Brazilian. Inexcusable. He should be suspended by UEFA, and an investigation needs to take place immediately! For all the protestations of innocence, and the backing of his club, there’s no smoke without fire; after all, why cover your mouth?…
There are those who point out that this is anything up to the 20th time that VJ has ‘played the race card’ in football stadiums. But he has every right to. Spain is a hotbed of racism against black footballers, and whilst the authorities there fail to clamp down properly on it, then it isn’t going to stop. And yes, I know that this was in Portugal… I’m certainly not going to disbelieve what he claims to have heard directed at him.
As for the response of Jose Mourinho... well, I'm sorry, but there is zero justification in playing that card. Benfica cannot be racist because their greatest player was Eusebio. What nonsense! Eusebio was playing 60 years ago, in a different world to today's. Own it, Jose. If it were possible - and I didn't actually think it was - he has gone further down in my estimation as a human being. This is typical Mourinho gaslighting, and if he had any hope of going back to manage Real Madrid next season then he's blown that out of the window.
Please, UEFA, respond immediately. Before the second leg is played. Be decisive for once. This cancer must be eliminated from football. Not just from football, but from society. But UEFA only have jurisdiction over football, so they can start there.
Before I go, here's a quick preview of Sunday's game; the return NLD. By any measure, here are two football teams going in completely the opposite direction. Despite recent events...
Arsenal have a large and virtually fully fit squad, have a far higher ceiling than their opponents (for all that there remain psychological issues still to overcome) and are still clear at the top of the table. Whereas their opponent are in freefall, have just sacked their manager (and made a completely out-of-the-blue choice of interim), have a small, weak and additionally hyper-injured squad with barely 11 fit outfield players from which to choose, a diabolical home record - and an outspoken captain who is perma-banned. Indeed, they appear in real danger from relegation! So this can only go one way - right?
To be honest, irrespective of the form of the two sides I always have a sense of trepidation when it comes to this particular fixture. But this year I had none of that when they came to our place in November, and had Arsenal have beaten Wolves I would have even less now. By any normal measurement, this can only go one way, irrespective of any so-called NMB ('new manager bounce' for the uninitiated).
However, Arsenal's result and performance at Molineux will have given Spurs a shot in the arm. They will be able to see a way to get at Arsenal. Which is precisely why Arsenal need to respond quickly, be sharp off the blocks, and to put them back in their place as quickly as possible. Which they are capable of doing... depending on the work that is going on whilst you're reaading this piece. I'm not sure that Mikel Arteta would have got a wink of sleep after that, by the way.
Here's something for afficionados of early1980s punk music; specifically Eddie Tenpole and his band Tenpole Tudor. Should Spurs get well and truly thrashed on Sunday, will Igor Tudor be given the monicker TenGoal Tudor, having been slashed to pieces by The Swords of a Thousand Arsenal Men? "Hear our roar. Hear our sound. We're gonna fight until we have won this town. Hoorah hoorah hoorah yeah. Over the hills with the swords of a thousand men!"
We can only hope so. Difficult as it must feel at the moment, there is another game soon - a chance to kick back on. For all it feels like shit today, the Quadruple remains a possibility (saying that, playing like they are now, I wouldn't fancy Arsenal to beat eggs...). Which is why we need Arteta to produce some magic this week.
So... try to keep the faith. They're still our team. COYG.



























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