Well, a win is - at the end of the day - a win. But it was difficult to feel entertained by this narrow, if comfortable, victory over a limited Ipswich Town. This was, in fact, the second home game in a row in which Arsenal really struggled to impose themselves on a low block - and this is a problem that Mikel Arteta is going to need to solve pretty quickly, as more and more managers cotton on to how to contain and frustrate the Gunners. If you want entertainment in North London, you need to pop up the road to N17; although you'll need blood pressure medication. At The Emirates, however, it can often be quite tedious, I'm afraid to say. Your choice - do you want to see your team win, or do you want to suffer the agony that That Lot would put you through?
The choice of line-up was no surprise to me. I got it spot on - Martinelli on the right in place of the injured Saka, and with Jesus in red hot form Havertz into a fluid 'left 8' role. Declan Rice, with his extra mobility, was preferred to Thomas Partey at the base of midfield. There was the opportunity to rest and rotate, I guess, but as often is the case Arteta was taking no risks. Interesting to note, by the way, that with no less than 4 possible alternatives sitting on the bench it was once again 18-year-old Miles Lewis-Skelly who made the starting XI. And the lad did well; showing deceptive strength in the tackle against bigger and older men.
For Ipswich Omari Hutchinson, who had turned down a contract offer from Arsenal a couple of years ago to go to Chelsea, who then loaned him out to Ipswich; where he made an excellent contribution in The Championship last season following which he made a permanent move to Suffolk, this was justification for the move. He's now playing regularly in the Premier League, and despite not having a brilliant game was comfortably The Tractor Boys' biggest threat on the night. This despite being frequently booed by the home crowd. Good luck to him, I say!
Following a first-minute scare - there was one in both halves in fact - Arsenal soon took over and pushed Ipswich into a very low block indeed. But it was low tempo stuff, very much reminiscent of the Everton game but this time with none of the extra ingenuity offered by Bukayo Saka, and we were back to watching what I call 'umbrella passing'; side to side with little or no variation. Painful to sit and watch, to be honest, with Ipswich looking fairly comfortable as they compressed the space. It was only when Arsenal tried something a bit different - a long ball over the top from Raya to Jesus, or a driving run into the heart of the defence from Jurrien Timber - when anything exciting looked like happening.
Finally, following 23 minutes of very little happening, Trossard went on the outside of the right back instead of cutting back inside or laying the ball back to MLS, and from close to the goal line played an inviting cross across the 6-yard box, where Havertz was loitering with intent and crashed the ball into the top of the net.
Thank goodness! - and now surely Ipswich would look to come out and play a bit? Well, not really; although they at least pushed their block a bit further up the field and Arsenal found themselves pushed back by 20-30 yards, despite continuing to have almost all the possession. There was very little to show for it all the way up to half-time - one decent long-range effort from Rice and a superbly deft finish from Gabriel Jesus from a ludicrously tight angle that unfortunately came from a run that took him marginally offside being pretty much it. By which time, with little to keep them entertained, most of the crowd had made their way gratefully into the concourses for a beer.
Second half, and Ipswich did come out to play a bit more. They won a couple of free kicks from decent positions, and even a corner or two. And what this did to an extent was to create a little more space for Arsenal to exploit. One excellent run from Havertz led to a corner from which Big Gabby is surely still wondering how he didn't score.
The introduction of Merino for Jesus made something of a difference for Arsenal, who looked in better shape as a result, and whilst they remained comfortable for the rest of the game it wasn't scintillating stuff to say the least; an upturn in tempo from Odegaard, who had a fine second period, being the main - indeed only - highlights of the second 45 minutes. One slalom dribble deserved to be rewarded by a goal, but Muric tipped the Norwegian's shot over the bar. And from that corner Odegaard's cross found Rice 12 yards out, the latter's crisp and goal-bound volley blocked despairingly by a defender. A late curled effort from Merino could have made the game completely safe, but Muric got down to push the effort away. And that, frankly, was all the excitement to report.
And so, with little controversy to report, I'll jump onto a new bandwagon. One that I do occasionally bring up, and one that drives this old curmudgeon mad. And it's this: I am sick and tired of endlessly having to get up and down in my seat to accommodate people in my row who arrive late, leave 5+ minutes before half-time for a beer and come back 7 minutes into the second half. Or cannot control their bladders. And this happens in every row, so we're having to get up and down as the same thing happens one, two, three rows in front of us. And people take no notice of any action that may be taking place; wandering down the aisles as a corner or free kick is being taken and blocking peoples' views. People around me are fed up of hearing my patented phrase; 'It's OK - I didn't want to see that bit anyway.' The stewards are useless, frankly - indeed, I once got told off by a steward when I got back 30 seconds late due to a long queue at the urinals when I said I wanted to wait for a break in play: 'I can't have you blocking the entrance, sir'. I mean, FFS! For me, theatre rules should apply. If you're late, you have to either wait for a long break in play to go to your seat, or watch on the screens. Especially the serial offenders who you can set your watch by; always 15 minutes late! As I often say: 'If the game started at 3.30am, she'd get here at 3.45!' I'm fed up with it!!! What do you think, guys? Does this behaviour ruin your enjoyment like it ruins mine?
Right; now I've got that off my chest we can look forward to watching everyone else play before us yet again. At least the players get a few extra days rest before visiting injury-ravaged Brentford on Wednesday.
We've also heard from Bukayo Saka, who’s messaged us from his hospital bed. Get well soon, Starboy; we need you!
COYG!